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thisisbully:

Honestly not interested in people that think they can come and go into my life whenever they please. It was cute a couple of years ago but I’m too old for that shit. Please grow the fuck up or leave me alone.

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So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

Wouldn’t it be easier to be a small person in space? Like fit through small spaces and stuff.

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blackguyjamal:

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wake up america

You’re Canadian

America ain’t gonna wake itself.

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Nah you know what’s shitty is that you people are hating on robin thicke for that song about his wife/exwife but when Taylor Swift comes out with a song about how her latest celebrity boyfriend is a jerk y’all will eat that shit up.

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Someone in the office just tried to tell someone else get if you suck on a peach pit long enough you can die from cyanide poisoning. Please stop. That’s ridiculous. I have a job to do, I can’t waste my time laughing.

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please don’t ever propose to someone with a youtube video made on windows movie maker.

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