Honestly not interested in people that think they can come and go into my life whenever they please. It was cute a couple of years ago but I’m too old for that shit. Please grow the fuck up or leave me alone.
So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA
i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space
Wouldn’t it be easier to be a small person in space? Like fit through small spaces and stuff.
Nah you know what’s shitty is that you people are hating on robin thicke for that song about his wife/exwife but when Taylor Swift comes out with a song about how her latest celebrity boyfriend is a jerk y’all will eat that shit up.
Someone in the office just tried to tell someone else get if you suck on a peach pit long enough you can die from cyanide poisoning. Please stop. That’s ridiculous. I have a job to do, I can’t waste my time laughing.
please don’t ever propose to someone with a youtube video made on windows movie maker.